<<< THAT PHOTO OVER THERE

I eat Jewish food which, as everyone knows, goes in and NEVER comes out. There is farfel in my system from 1963, and a matzoh ball from Passover, 1956. Each item of Jewish food is tagged as if on Wild Kingdom and then tracked laboriously through the digestive system. There are kasha and bows in the belly of Shelly Berman that date back to before the flood. As for my photo on my blog – yes, i keep changing it. Why? Because I get complaints that either I look too serious, too silly, too old, too young, or too constipated. I am changing the picture again — I’m going to use a picture of a Las Vegas Cam Model who, for $4.95 a minute will show you how to make sure NOTHING gets out of ANY opening EVER!

One Response to “<<< THAT PHOTO OVER THERE”

  1. Dogsdontpurr

    Wow….that’s some fabulous plastic surgery you had done there, Burl! You now look like a non~constipated cam girl! I hope that your new look enhances your career.
    (*wink*)

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