GEORGE BUSH MARRIES ANN COULTER IN SECRET

Did George Bush marry Ann Coulter in a secret ceremony on the Isle of White? That’s the rumor going around the water cooler — and if it’s true, you can forget buying gifts for the Bush/Rice pairing supposedly happening in Havana June 15th.

Neither story is true, as far as I know. In fact, the last I heard, President Bush (of the United States of America, Inc.) was still married to Mrs. President Bush of the United States of America, Inc.     Things, however can change by the microsecond.

Did Paris Hilton actually write "Tale of Two Cities," but had it credited to Charles Dickens because of her love for "Oliver: The Musical?"

Ask around..see what response you get.

BB

3 Responses to “GEORGE BUSH MARRIES ANN COULTER IN SECRET”

  1. burl barer

    Ann Coulter was really on the show last Saturday. I asked her if she dated Bill Maher and she said that was not true. So, let’s start the rumor that Ann Coulter and I dated. Makes as much sense as Bill and Ann. She said she weighs 99 lbs. Not counting her gun.

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