Paris Hilton used to be RICH. Now she is RICH and FAMOUS. She became famous by having SEX with her boyfriend, having someone video tape it, and then making sure everyone SAW IT. Watching Paris have sex sent the world a clear message — she wanted to be known as more than just a blond girl with too much money. Just notice the way she never stops looking at the camera even when supposedly engrossed in acts of consuming carnal desire — each eye-lock cries out: "LOOK! I am photogenic! I could be on the cover of REDBOOK!"
Unlike the original HOUSE OF WAX, the new version is about several TEENAGERS who go OFF THE MAIN ROAD and find CRAZY PEOPLE. In the movie industry this is called, "DAMN! I wish we would have thought of `teenagers take the wrong road and get in trouble’ scenario! It worked in Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Jeepers Creepers, House of 1000 Corpses, and The Greatest Story Ever Told so it should work here too!" The movie features some clever special effects and smart makeup. Notice the clever placement of mud smudges on the endangered ingenue:
Paris Hilton gets killed in the movie after running around in red undergarments. The girl with the smudgy breasts is about four feet tall, and her co-star is about 7 foot 3 inches, so she wore boots with lifts in every scene where you cant see her feet. She is very tiny except for parts singled out for mud. I’m sure she watched the video of Paris having sex before working with her, you know, so the two of them would have something to talk about between takes.