Despite a flu shot, I got the flu = complete with 103.5 fever (not a radio station). While delirious, I watched DVDs and even through my fevered fog I can tell CRAP when I see it.
CRAP: NOEL the director must be a nicest guy in the world. Honest. He has a marvelous cast and a plot right out of a Twilight Zone Holiday Special. It even has Penelope Cruze in a short skirt and plenty of makeup and REAL LIVE CLEAVAGE. Sadly, even Penelope’s cleavage can’t bring holiday cheer to this well intentioned piece of CRAP.
It almost breaks my heart to insult this film. Everyone in it is good. But the movie plays like a made for TV movie where the actors phoned in their parts and never met their co-stars. of course i was delirious when i saw it , so it might be FABULOUS.
EXCELLENT MOVIE: Skeleton Key.
Whoever directed Skeleton Key should have directed NOEL.
NOW HERE IS SOMETHING AMAZING:
A MOVIE THAT IS CONSISTENTLY CLEVER YET NEVER ENTERTAINING~~ Jimmi Glick in Lalawood or something like that.. REALLY clever — REALLY boring….ive never been cleverly bored before!!
im still feverish, so im gonna go lie down.