Any telephone calls or written communications to me from AARGON must be in accordance with the following:
Whereas on 7/12/2008, in a recorded conversation with an authorized AARGON representative, I was accused of dishonesty and/or disenguity, AARGON, by this act has incured a fine of $1,500.00 US. This is my standard fee for being insulted by rude and abusive debt collectors. AARGON is to contact me only to pay this debt to me, and for no other purpose. Any phone calls made to me, or letters sent to me, following the date of this posted notification, shall be interpreted as acknowledgment of this debt to me.
AARGON may pay me by certified check or money order at the address for me that they have on file.