If you see pictures of us at Thanksgiving in earlier years, the only difference is the length of our hair, and the relative color.
Uh….on second thought, I found this picture of me at Thanksgiving a few decades ago, and I have aged significantly.
Notice how I have much more hair in the bottom picture? Notice that I'm cute rather than "mature." Got news for you — if you are currently young and cute, you will be balding and mature soon enough.
While you contemplate how adorable I am in that photo, set your clock to be listening to TRUE CRIMES Saturday because our special guest is Stephen Singular, author of Talked to Death, and When Men Become Gods.