A review of one of my books stated: "The author of this true crime book needs more sex." The reviewer may be correct, but my vast knowledge of language tells me that English is not the reviewer's native tongue.
I mention sewer rats because anytime I put "Sewer Rats" in the title of a blog post, it gets massie hits.
Oh, and if you want to get rich quick, don't bother becoming a writer. If it were not for the fact that I love writing, reading and reading about writing, I would do something sane, senisble and rational. Too late.
I think it is time to clone me. I have too much that I want to do, and not enough time or mental energy to do it. There is a novel that I should have finished ages ago, a couple true crime projects that deserve the Burl Barer re-telling, and a self-image that suffers if I am not being productive.
What can you do to be of service in this chaotic time in my "golden years?" Simple. Buy my books..NEW not USED.
I'll make you a promise. If you buy my books, and you don't find one that you enjoy, I'll write some more for you to buy until you find one you really like. How's that for a deal?
True crime? Sure! How about……BODY COUNT