Okay I've been on a dating site, and it's amazing who contacts me. I recently received a msg from a woman seeking an activity partner. She plays golf and loves country/western music. I don't play golf, and can't stand country music. My response:
I am also pleased that you have an affinity for country music. It is only right that folks living in abandoned vehicles have a shared interest other than the corruption of grammar and mating with siblings.
(If most Americans shared my feelings toward country music, the CMA Awards would be shot on VHS in Mel Tellis' garage,aired only on cable access, and still be defeated in TV ratings by "To Be Announced" and "Paid Programming.")
You really seem like my kind of woman, one who knows how to please her man, and is not ashamed to share that knowledge with all on her bowling team, regardless of gender or physical defect.